it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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