Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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