Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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