ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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