Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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