so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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