sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The power of my boobs compel you
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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