Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
zippers are such a cool invention
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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