I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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