I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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