so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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