I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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