dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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