You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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