Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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