my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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