Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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