I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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