If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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