Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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