Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
