You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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