Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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