Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
Randomize
