If that was your dad, he is hot
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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