Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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