last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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