so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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