found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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