I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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