He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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