She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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