I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i will never coherently bang her
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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