I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
