my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I currently don't understand fingers.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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