I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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