i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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