Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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