I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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