I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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