Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We had to coat check the pizza.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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