I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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