Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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