Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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