why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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