garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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