Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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