I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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