we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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