Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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