some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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