Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
