Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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