I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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