Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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