You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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