dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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